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rV ww The Argus Free 'DREE DELEGATES 1 Tv Dally Orcf(onUn anil The Argus. Ont Year FoV $G.OO thU givtM you G0 Argus FRIX. No Agents Dally unci Sunday anclGfttf Argus $8.00 l.lM Alien J I rum I hi County l hVpnvrnt I Ionic Orange MDSNtnllll MlHwlMi IriMIt) UMi: iiu-tignt inta lomttmailiri si-eft. null J in Miclinr A RUSSIAN WAY tf M. QUAD ''.pyr:.t. !')!. tv A 1 lit- ! li 1 lit ir.it i s an- rt-prf-icnt'-i A ; Normal , t v. This iri The Oregonian Hi. Hri'i'uii State iranp; m in ani.unl i 'iiui i,tioi at Monmouth, thii v.k. sui'l tilty--i.'lit com- i in the iroriins to li an i i iiortaiit session, as many inattt rs of moment art- In-fore t ! 'I' Ivat'S. Mutitii'iiilli is viUw tli' visitors a l i time, arxl jiractieally all f thf ile'tvates art- Imleil at homes Instead of at hot' 1. Washington County hai five ran4-i reireHcritet as a unit, hut rtj-rt'si-ntative "f the entire roiirity IkI'. Ihosi- att''n'lin from Was!- nuMoii ( irint y art - Mr. ami Mrs. Ilenj. SchofitM, if t'ornelius; Mr. ami Mrs. V. 11. Cal.lell. uf (ir"-n Mountain (iranne; Mr. ami Mr-. I!. II I'atton. of U avi-rton (Jr.ine; Mr. ami Mrs. (has. A. Miller, if Wasl.intftoii Granne. alsne Nnrth I'lains. in the Arcade "tchiMii ilistrit't. 1 he session closes toJay or to morrow. no i ici: A llilIU UUlt- Il .fi .'t I TI,B 1 1 I'.l- l iillxl ttn lu 1 .". ii, it .i,n. tl li- lu ma l.u,i In Mm u i. II.. t turnul u lumxlit, t. here I.h ;,.-.! out knowing tl value f l.l I n.;4Tly. A syndicate tK.uel.t u.i ii. 1 li,,- iir rounding laud Slid want.! ts.it U-jor hilt l ItogorT a lit lr. As a mrniU-r if tile nyndi ;.!c I wa Mil t" ltu-lu In j; t the matter lliroiigh. There via Jit one (Mug t I kept a ret-Bogoff hid juld nUut T'i fur property m:U o . i-r fp.,iMi. I Was tit get hold of Hit- l;u,.l as t l.i-un- H2E 6 Loaves of Bread for 25c C l one loaf and 5 check, each tfo.nl for one loaf of r.rea.l. Huyimt yuf a' K,v, ! -v" 11 chance t Mve on your hread Ml. Uemem!-r this m t time you buy bread. Six r'nuh loaves for liV THE CITY bAKtlRY Main StwU HiUsUro J. Wolfersiwr. l'r, p. Harness! A new Harness Shop will open fr business cu M.mday, May 1 1, on Main Sliwt. opsiic Court House Sec us for all kinds .f I.iUt and Hc.ny Hifiicss, Collars, PU, Strap work, Whips, etc. Order work a MHrciahv. All work uu:r.intcol. Wc solicit a share of yur p.ilr.n.iRe and will lit. Come lu and Kct acquainted. "Wlr Sprechrn Deutsch" trout you ril F. T. SP1CKER HUUboro. Oregon Daily Journal and The WeeKly Argus One Year, Doll Papers $5.23 . Daily and Sun Journal and Argus. Ono Year. $7.50. Do It Now Weekly Argus A mass convention of the Sozial it 1'arty of Wa-lanv'ton County is h'-rehy called, to meet at the (it Hail in lliilstioro, on Satur day. May li!. l'Jll. 10 o'clm'k a. in. This convention is called for the puriHise of notninatink; a coun ty ticket, ami transacting such other hiiMiiess as may come h f.re it. ('mnrades, cards - thest i n iletitials. A lull attendance is earnestly requested. J. 11. i'rickett. Co. State Committeeman. (!. I'rfiyd. Co. Secretary. hrinir will Im' your red vour only I. Sunn I a i-i-i m I'ii-1 1 i .- ' ' .'hi-, : - ' . 1 sped k I . I li leniit i siilii'ia. f CopleJi ' I or of t I rh.f : I cnpti 1 irivena : '""I f :-v 1 v - .il.A.luT .ii,' ...(. I. ' IT T .ii l lll IMlllll llVt ' l'here' nr.- also pictures of the . ivs of last year s course o. class, laboratory. lie-Id. swimming on hikes and at names. Thirty-live lovs. represeimiiK over a iiozen couimes, nt the first session. Accommoaa- iuns for ltnl Ikivs are provuieu this ear. . ,. ... Any I in Drenon is ennime. hit not more man one win - i ii-nm one disirici or - i ...,l,l in I he towns St) lonir ill 'I .vn - e .... 1 1. i ure aim icants from ',..l,,,lo nut reiireseilted. All ap -V I'1"" ' ' II... tl... ..i;....nimiist he iinproveu uy uie ... I.,r,t I.i ill- lUt' l If lUI"""" i..,t i. ms lo character aim amm-j to profit by the course, i hai'co users will ie hccomu-u. NIIXT SUNDAY S 1AMI: il ti... iiishoiM nine win piay Newheiv next Sunday. May Tl... V.nt.' i..pir teHIH IS SUIU 10 ue i ...!:.. nn.l th hovs U pHHI ailrenauiiii. - will not have easy sieuuinn i,..m Ladies are cordially invited to attend this game, free of admission charge. (Virl Her. of Timber, has pone i. in n.nv oroiierty. a wheat ..minli near Leximrtoti. Oregon L'....i ,. ;u tw wheat raising for a few years, ami says ne iiuuks i... .......i no hia fiirm is in can mane the best portion 01 uie uppei country, where ine crop i iuij ii failure. Hon Mitchell, of Orenco. was in town Monday. looKin ove n... ......m-ds. The Orenco school i;.iri,.t is short on valuations U fiirnished by the county, some II $70,000. and Mitchell. Van Mead and .1. V. liorWICK were uM see what and where the trou id .,..t..,.t.1 ttenttv started work on mnodollin!? the interior of .i. . a ' m.nte residence, this lilt; t. v. - week. ( ArRiis and Oreponian fJ.iJo ly tut iKinin!.', KiTli. i. i l.ir,t of in ftlil tain.'. VitK''(T :m II li i!lli-,f I'll' i.rl t,f Sun, till !! g'i'.t ut I lianl. Bin! nil ilujr I laml.l t i. iB In f:ir. li uf llifiiliiutliiii. I li.-i'l ii. j- .:ifift tnl niht-r riilt iitl:i! ;in l anilri'iat.-l no Ir-mliU', hut 1 w;m lti'ir;ii.t of tli way ll'lk' witrk lu Uu-iia. After tik liiit iit ijuartern ut a I. .ti i 1 alu-l ui'iiii a ltiw)-r to Uiakf lu'iitiricii nivl iHi-ur nitl-l!ir.-e. i, lur li.nl i.i-unl of tint liriff' uii'l tli.iiit'ht t!.f fmiiily rtiul'l i-nnliy l futli.'l 1 wns to rail iiiiiu on tl' morrow lu.l iin-uiiu U:iii In. woul'l Kuttu-r sii' Ii li.' .r:,:.i(i..n an III' i on Ul. Two ln'tir lati-r tlif ' !.! f of io:l' of Narva t-iilfrl uiy rin itb twi of Ms im-ii. TIk nxtul'- o!!ii-i-r liui-stinui-'l im- for tlirt-tj luiiit li " iri uu v,,it tnorv miH.i loim ut tliv lii.i-'i tlKIU i.t II. i- l Kintiliii;. It wan f 't::'T tli.il l'."K"ff dlmuitl have (iiin liiisnl luinl, wo iitt-r IIibI h Uatlii't ri ;irti il it ou r turtiliiK. mi jti. r tli:it 1 hln did tiiHk lull a lotiu Jiiiirtif- t' ni-i' t!i lii'lrs, to iini'r tliut I ttliui: 1 f"t k tii.t a lutr )fr Initi-ail of railing at tin' uta tloti. I knew na-l!; wdat a.l tlil nit-niit. Hail 1 nal'l t tin- inw.vir lu I liw t!rt I'lu e Hint tlii-ri ttan a "tllvvy" lu Hit- tinitti-r for tlm nii'l fur the clili-f df ii!ln ami two or il.ru otln-r o!!l tlnlt all would liove t .m? whII. Wtifli the t tilt-f r-.-! lii'l that I COUitl not Ui Mill In? had nil my p i; r takra to liln ollice. Tin? "'H' e ut-rt' orili-rttl to liH.k tii"ii nit- nn a nus'l i 'U It-Timu. Iii.'l a ili tf t 'e was lietaintl to wat'.'b im- .1 iy iohI nlflil. Tliliikliic I uiltlit fnrry on tins tmsl ui-st from St. I'flersliiiri:. I went to thiil illy hihI iiKain i-nll.-tl ii'ti a law-jt-r first f all. lie wax sliarji enoujjh to rtall.f that the pri'i" rty w;m of cou-Kiih-rahle v aloe, ami ii!ln'!it any U'at- lii.- around tin- hush lie t'iM Hie that he vtoulil HihI the heir atnl put the matti-r tliroili fur the mini of J.'iMt. 1 rt fiiieil to hrllie lilni and at a result iliMtiVfretl that no lawyer would have any ihin t do with the rati; and only to Java hud iicsed In-fore I at aillli- m -.1 to the olllec of Hie chief of po- lliv lie rliMHtl the Interview hy aay llii." that 1 would U Kliadowid w hile I rt'inaliifl at the c.-ipit-il and hy advis ing me to lake ito further stetis oa Uiy own riiTimiit to di.ttoM-r I lie Ilotroffs. 1 not Iteeli nrovldi-d with money any one. 1 nmt either defy liep and work lip tlm ease ulns'ie I or return and rehirt ft failure, firmly oonvlnreil that Mrs. Bo na In Narva. 1 aeeretly left J-t-ur for Unit town. Securing hi A iKmrtllni: limine nud dl-"suln-letstniial iipK-.ir:iiieo to a eon- !e eteiit. 1 irontvtitiM my In uniliT one excuse, and another it len tflh iHsnivered the woman. k livlui: In her own home and hi reumstani-ea and was rejoiced iroect of HtdlliiK tlm laud, ahe relliemhertsl her luisdlllld us to as a tt Investment on t. it have the assistance of a no- make out the paiH-rs, nnd It ile fevklmt this naslstiinee that re t!ot track of me apiln. As they Inlerfertsl I was hnlked. it only warned every notary In aivn against me. hut the widow was lltfed to take il Journey nud p Into idiiik' Thinp" liiiKht have stopitsl In-re had I I - n a cool and placid man. , In n 1 found (he police liomnlliitf me tain 1 luit my temper nnd nave the hlef my opinion of thlncs In penerul ml of his own comhit't In particular. was Hrtvted; on what charjie I never new. ,s soon as IncartTnittsl I nsked leave o commtinK'ale with the American minister. Thls nspiest was refused. I as not allowed h"ks, writing mate rials or other food than the regular rlsoti fare and was. In fact, treated n all respects lis n criminal. Ou the third day the chief of iKillce scut for me ami nsked If 1 would leave Kussln f given m.v liberty. I replied In the negative nud was returned to prison. My threats that the mutter would be thoroughly sifted hy our representative only made him umlle, nnd be quietly iifiu med me that be would keep me In irlson for the rest of my life If need ie. On the seventh day bo sent for tlie again. I unu now iinuifci-ti in., mind. 1 saw that ! could he sent off to Siberia If the otllclals so desired nnd that there was no longer the lightest hope of accomplishing my er- . .. ....... I l.t... O.H rant!. I tnereiore iitis i-iru uiui wni I was ready and willing to leave the ciatr'a dominions nt a moment's notice. nnd ns n steamer was to leave port that evening four police nllicers were detailed to escort ine on board. Not onlv that, hut t was locked up In n stateroom nnd not set nt Uherty until notm next day. I rotnul Americans, Kngllsbmeu and Frenchmen on the boat, but got no sympathy from nny of them. On the contrary, I was called nu Idiot for my conduct, nun every one agreed that 1 might have been packed off to Siberia without nny one but the police being the wiser. Sil hart VoubtMM rtttabargft rUiiiK lo luittt fuos4UMt tlmfV ft yr. , . . j t . V. FluiBtMMi tfiHttia ttagbt jthr wli'l rrtntit t'slxi to tlm bs for rf-.-lv lug brtulcfitst at crumb. It St--;iLf Kuiftb. U bttlda Vttf lmporUi4 tMltiUi . aillM in Kw l lii ity. U blurt jMtii yar mt f. a tiit-ntallj rUoriAL k and so !.'i';iy fit tint b walks to ao4 from hi 'poliitmeota, son days riTtrii.if fight Uiilea. Cti-t'lifu I'l hon. wbo fetid tha portfa- llo of foreign rrlr Id lranra asoar t!;. ri.-ineiv nu stxl I'.rUnd rablnata, veil hi. lu tha ret-atit lisrUVta mln Hry. has. It U uudemtood. aecaratail l.hiiU'lf from bis former polltlral eoa Lf Uoi.s and baa returned to Jouraal- lllll. .;.-iii--il !lr Charles W. II. tootaa, bi has hem s iifilntwl to anccaed t it-iil Marshal fir John rnrh as chief of staff of tlm liritUb army, aerretl with the 'ionlon Ilighlanders la tha Afghan war. 1ST, sad with tba sauit; reghin-iit In the Boer war of 1W sl. In ISM be aervetl In tha BoaKim cxne.hti.u nDd next sj etiw aenrlca lu the South African .t. An Episode Of Mexico By ISnWR VANDOVEER Forest Notes. Id preparation for tha comtnf flra season In California 110 miles of flra lines have to built Id tha Blerra na tional forest. A two-year-old plantation of Donf las Cr on the Oregon national forest shows b isr cent of tna trees IMug. Ki tensive planUugs of younf trees In Washington and Orepjn are costlnf only tH sn acre. I'lrect ttetdlng of Uids po' pt U-en su't eKsful. without exception, on the Aruimli Datlonal forest, Colorado. Several 'if tha areas sown two and three years ago show from 6.000 to 10,'jhO seedlings per sere. Ilyndman peak. Idaho, the hlsbeat named tHk Ui the state. Is mora than 12.i0 feet high. Several unnamed eaks near It are of about the same elevation. All are on the divide be tween the Sawtooth and the Lemhi national foreut. A girt eat sewluf In ner room In the City of Uexlco. Hearing a footstep on the stairs, aba started. wotuaa en tered out of breath. "I Des she gasped. "Oh. I'eplta! What U ltr "If you have anything to eom promise yon with the Constitutions lists get rid of It at ine. This man Manuel Coral. whom jou have trusted, is a spy of tha dictator. lie bas Informed utn yon." "Then what una to get rid of evi dence r The db'tator doea nt need evl- denee to get rid of his victim." "Coral'a brther, Enrique, rame to me awl said to uie: I have Just learn ed that Manuel la In the aerret serrbe of the dU tutor ami has In for and tbe tyrant that by searching Inn's room be will And papers revealing tbe plsn of tfe revolutlouUta.' Enrique assured ma that If no si h papera are found yon will not be troonieii. u xney rw found it will go bard with you, een though you are a woman." Inei burst Into tears. The man she loved had turned traitor to her. But her friend urged ber to waste no time la getting rid of any compromising documents she might poewes. She did possess several Imsrtant ones, for ner brother was one of the revolutionary chiefs, and be waa using ber to by nlana for a rising against the dictator In the CltT of Mexico. But Inet had rarrtriit loo terrible blow in me treachery of her lover to keep ber mind on what she was doing. After she had ritwtroTed every d'x-ument. as she aup- poeed. ahe remembered one she had not destroyed that gave a list of per- aona In the city who could be relied on to desert the dletator and Join the revolutionists as soon ss fighting com menced. But this did not occur to hw till the sound of heavy footsteps was beard on the staircase. 8he bad only time to unlock a drawer, take out ' DAMES m DAUGHTER! ; Miss r. M. CavaMugb, a Near Yest ervsut girl, receotlj fell heir ts tXls ux ! It. Mary O'Msiley. assistant saskas physician at the government hospttaM for the Insane, baa ander her car KM woiiwn patients and directs the waraj of a staff of 300 wtMuen oorsea. t llayotiue. N J , Ukea the lead by IN pointing a policewoman, ills itatal McAdie. serretary of tbe playgTua eomuiisslon. As ber duties will be tsa enforee regulations at the pUygroandaJ no tloiiht site is thoroughly quallflej ber new 'U Miss Uulse AUtrfc-h Blake, who hern spp.iutetl acting dean of tbe don School of Metlitine I'or Woutea, one of tbe few women dis-tors prmc lux In general su irery. She la snr to tbe New lhtsptial For Woruen la Euston rad and t tbe Metllcal Mlasi sion boxpital at Cauning Town and kfl a Fellow of the Hoys I Society of MedM cine. Fashion Frills. M'ltrn fashions of women sra aja to lie taken sertously-tbey ara ei. tremely flgtirative. Columbia State. If some of the new style skirts hail to I worn with a bustle they wouldn't reach to the wearer's knees. Jalvea- ton New a Iay nightgowns" are tbe latest Prrt creation. They'll be having even ing breakfast gowua neit Detrolli Free lres. Florist are aomewhat concerned shout tbe new fashions because aomsi of the new blouse do not coutaHa, enough material to pin a rose on- Touugstown Telegram, Flippant Flings. Civilization cannot be said to hvfaj any reason for (toasting so long mm laundry men continue to starch thai hottoms of negligee shirts. Chicago) News. Selence Attacks tbe 8andwlch" b a headline. Here Doping it nas oei- The Royal Box. King George of England recently rbltcd Kenulngton. one of the alum dlstrlets of Uiudon, and called on ten ants of royal property. Marie Adelaide, grand duchens of Luxemburg, to young, beautiful and one of the rlehent princesses la Europe. She ascended her throne two years ago as the most youthful queen in tha world The cwrs kitchen In St Petersburg Is believed to be tbe finest In the world. its walls are of black marble and are lavishly ornamented. Borne of the kitchen pots aud pans are of solid gold and originally belonged to the Empress Cu tbertne. The Art of War. By the ue of steel Instead of brass In rifle cartridges the German army has increased the number of rounds of ammunition that a soldier can carry from 1J0 to 100. Well developed plans are being laid for using the aeroplanea for surgical work hi war. The Idea la to provide the aeroplane with tbe equipment of a small field hospital. A new sighting arrangement called the focornmle telescope Is to be a fea ture of the French heavy artillery. The new telesoojie la attached to tha guu and enables the whole of the hor izon to be seen by the gunner. ter luck with It than we nave nax the paper and slip It under her dress wtn mmie r,urrhase.l at railway lunch at the neck when tbe door was tnrown open and Manuel Coral with a man and a woman entered. "1 am sorry to disturb you. senorita be said to I net, "but tbe government has received news that you are In pos session of plans of the revolutionists. and I have been sent uere to gei mem. -You mean." said Inet. whose lndlg nation by this time bad got tbe better of ber grief, "that you have accus ed me." "What matters ltr replta broke in. counters. Iioston Transcript. Here's a way to raise a war fund; that will beat the plan or aonniing the Income tax: iKsdlne to tip thai waiters and flick a quarter Into tbe war chest three times a day. Louis ville Courier Journal. Three Reels. Moving pictures shown on a slightly concave screen are reueveu ui uutv III T . .1. . .l:....l I,.,l I. nllKMlila l lit "since you are innocent of the charger . I. . w.t l ha room I iv-T-i.i--. i lUUIII i . , ...j..,.. , .l.tt mi i.n .!.,, I. ..lillirwl to have you in t.reai nnwiin n ma, u . - . -,.iy t...llrl,ll..la BtMWl ...i.i rv.r -1 tisve ttrouifUl I mat attoiii i "' - - miuvsi, i . ., ,w i,ii. k I I MP III 1 II 1 1". nil J HIT., nu.iv woman lor lue iui (tuc. I . i . tnnnvk Coral and tbe man be bad brought picture theaters employ over 120,009 with him begun to search tbe room. eople. eplta asked permission to leave, ana coioreu Dims are very .. . ...t n-f..r do lmt ao she manufacture. uruinnry uiuia ut it ' --- - - i. , ... . i.in. nt,hi . I l..m anil llllllllIZ uv I UUVe rtHl ure .rut-B v. uiw thumb and forefinger In under the neck U-enes lu them are not rmrded M h, dnu. divw the naner ntaaeu coioreu piciure. ... v. " ' - . I . , it. t - .l H.li .t i..... .ka rtaim itt Iif tiiiiitl. TUeJl I calitsi - iniieu or lUUCU UW UU IOC I luiw t " 1 abe dlseugaged herself, but before do-1 subjects. Uig so transferred the paper into ner Town Topics. Will the holdup men kindly adrlse whether they prefer to have us carry our money In our hapds or pinned on our backs? Clevelnnd Leader. Tired apparently of recalling the com' mlssloner. Topeka, Kan., la now agl tatlng a recall of its commission form of government There will next be nothing left to recall but the town It Belf.-New Turk World. Koehester will struggle hopefully to stick on the map with neither a fed eral reserve bank nor a Federal ball team. It bas a pair of two humped camels and some sewage disposal plana. -Rochester Post Express. Simple Salve. rare glycerin Is one of tbe beat rem edies for cleansing a cut and causing It to heal quickly. Incipient twits. If Tainted 'with Io dine, will tie checked before they have a chance to develop. , A L'ood massage every two weeks In which nil the pores are opened and tho dirt removed will keep the skin In a beautiful, velvety condition. Toothache thnt Is caused by tome acid penetrating a cavity may fre quently tie relieved by rinsing the mouth with a little bicarbonate of aodt and water. alt-eve. Then, with a few words of en couragement for ber friend, she took her deDarture. Aa soon aa Peplta haa gone wnii ordered the woman to take Ine Into another room and make a thorougn search of her person, promising tbe niitf a handsome reward u sne found what they were looking for. The Writers. rhilip Freneau, tbe poet of the Br- ohition. has been called tne rawer ot American poetry. Mrs. Manr J. II. Skrtne. tbe author. Is the wife of tbe rector of St Peter la the East, Oxford, which la reputed to he the second oldest church tn England. Inet left with a mingled glance of de- slie Uas wrjtten all her life, fiance and contempt for the man she iinroness d'Anetbau, formerly th bad loved. She felt perfectly safe, Joyemie 0f the corps diplomatique at Peplta having taseu away tut Tokyo when the late Baron a Anemaa Short Stories. Europe Is lesa than one-fourth at large as Asia. There Is little or no begging In north ern Italy, yet It la Tery prevalent In Naples. The United 8tntes goTernmenfa of flclnl hymn Is "The Star Spangled Bnniipr." Signs for temporary use can be made by coating glass with black Iron tar nish nnd lettering them with a mil ture of oxide of xlnc and mucilage, which easily washes off. promising document Coral snoweu no feeling whatever at ner irennueuu in due lime tbe two women returned. the searcher announcing that though she had made a careful InvestlgaUou of the senorita's clothing and ber balr. not a scrap of Information had Deen Thn Coral, making a cere- ivuuw - - monlous bow to Inez, left ber alone. Inet was moved by two conflicting emotions. She bad saved ner oroiuer and the cause he was engaged In from a aertous setback, and, far more im portant than that many a man who would have been implicated aud lost bis life bad not Peplta carried away a nt of their names that had been saved. rn the other hand. Bhe had received a bitter thrust in tbe treatment of her ,over- . A Her usefulness to the cause had end ed and she determined to slip away from the city of Mexico and rejoin ber brother. She was engaged In getting together the things she would tnke with her when tbe door opened, and Manuel Coral entered. Placlug his flu er to his lips, be looked about him to satisfy himself that no oue else was Inez looked at him wonder- lug what he would do next Then he stroke hurriedly: "I found It necessary to deceive the dictator, whose confidence I have. He ha.i received Indirect information tnni you were here In the Interests of the revolutionists. I at once eui m, brother to Inform you that you were aniutpd and persuaded the dictator to permit me to inane ine senrvu knew you would be subjected to. I saw Fepita take a paper from the neck of your dress. You think 1 have be trayed you. I nave saveu you. uao en knows what would have become of von bad I not warned you or nad an- nfhpr conducted the search." Inez listened to these hurried woros tilt the end, then, toppling, fell Into her lover's arms. When ahe came to herself Manuel Coral was bending over ber anxiously. Hfio." he said, "while there is time. I have more to do here or I would go with you.1 It Is easy cnoanh to bo cheerful When an nmuteur tortures a song. Hut the man we revile Is the wit who would smile At his lest, tlimiKh our faces stay long. Al Nijw York Kvcnlng Sun. rhysiclnn-For your aliment absolute rest Is n sine q" non. Patient - But, doctor, my system won't take nny qtiinine.-Burfnlo Ex press. . She sang "trn-ln" the whole tiny long; Miss Yelba she "broke Into song." Why alio "broke In" la clear to me Bhe triad, burcouldu't find the key. Vi.ii nnd Mrs. Jones almost InvarUv bly win nt bridge. How dl you bap ., .. todnvr "Well. SPil aea, .. t,invi nt a strange place, and tha ...ki.. -.. a little too wtdV-NaW lit l'ii.- " York World. That prescher's going to make hla mark. Ilia rhythmto woras nnr V""- Well, tell us what he spoke about "He apoke a boot an hour. "Flense, sir, give a poor Md man a ..,n.tpr 'A auarter won't cure your blindness, will ltr "It will enable ma to see the bartender around tha W was the Belgian minister, Is returning to that city. Baroness d'Anethan, who is a sister of tbe English novelist Sir Klder Haggard, la a well known writer herself. Laundry Lines. Do not wash colored ctothea to very hot water or leave them wet very long. Beeswax and crushed salt mixed and rubbed over a rusty fiat Iron will rnak It as smooth as glass. Mildewed clothes should be put to soak for several hours In a weak solu tion of chloride of lime. Re careful not to wash crept oa cblue tn water that Is too hot aa thla will turn tbe white crape yellow. Wash carefully with pure soap In tepia water and the garment should not change color. Pert Personals. ' You'd have thought Mayor Mltchel bad troubles enough without announc ing himself on anttsuffragtst New York World. There Is no doubt that Vincent Aator can eupiwrt a wife tn the atyla to which she has been accustomed-Philadelphia Record. Phya Prabha Karnvongse la Slam's new minister to the United State. No. we don't know how to pronounce It- Washington Herald, B. Uttle'a wife worked tor a Irving. That loafer did nothing But wniiua. And yet hla wife flared up If any on dared Te bameaa or belittle B. tittle. -New York Tribune. "A scientist haa Invented a typewrit er that can spell." remarked the caller. "GeeP exclaimed the business man. "I wish 1 knew her name and address.' -Cincinnati Enquirer. B-BSBSB-B-aBHHl There are no budding authors. The pace is such today They've only time to blossom Aad wither straightway. British Briefs. A recent census of England and Wales disclosed three female ship wrights. Poor law officers' salaries last year In England and Wales amounted to 13,012,000. While repairing an antique nursing chair which a woman bad purchased for a shilling a London furniture deal er discovered In the stuffed seat a sil ver cigarette case contnlulng ill in gold. The rhulr bad been stored In cellar for sixteen years. Who made the saucepan with left Bpollt? 1," said lbs mere man; "I thought out" Women, oh, mere man-why not saw jrowr PourwlthTthe left hand and stir with the rlghtl -dad.. "We all think onr own Job the hard est" observed the humorist on his va cation. "Yew betr agreed tbe farmer. "I . hev to talk like this, and yew bar Is) pell it" Puck. r '! V,' JL